I've manage to somehow surround myself with old people and 18-year-olds. I have a certain disdain for 18-year-olds so I tend to socialize with the older set. Old people need love too, and as I see it, they need to get laid worse than any other subset. We all know that the majority of your … Continue reading Dating Over the Hill
So you've got two jobs, a regular volunteer gig, and you're taking a few classes so that you don't have to do this into eternity. The trick to juggling all of these things while making sure the dog gets walked and maybe once in a while you get to go out is to surround yourself … Continue reading Scheduling like a Boss
At one point or another you will be in front of a small crowd, you are supposed to speak to them. The fear of public speaking cuts most people to the core and now not only do you have to speak but you have to do it well enough to win the heart and mind … Continue reading Making the Right First Impression
As a dog owner you spend countless hours tied to a stinky-dirty, territorial beast who understands that if you think you are in charge the day will go much smoother. He's not the only one who wants the walks to be free from incident, today, I will help you become the most obedient dog owner … Continue reading Dog Etiquette: Lessons for a Master
Flu season (October to April in my part of the world) is nearly here. Your office is filled with people who never get sick which in their minds means they are impenetrable to viruses, these "picture of health" people won't get a flu shot. If last year taught us anything it's get vaccinated and brace … Continue reading Navigating the Office During Flu Season
At some point you will be standing in public place, naked and wet with a towel in your hand. What you do with that towel will speak volumes to your character, let me help you be the most confident version of you. You are standing there, water running down your body all, your first instinct … Continue reading The Art of Toweling Off
I have a story that I want to tell you. It's a true story. It's a dumb story. And I'm going to tell this story before I toss a few pointers at you for those moments when you are dealing with people who aren't just like you on the education front. Story: Last year … Continue reading On Being Smart
People's wants and needs can be boiled down to one thing: Everyone needs someone to love them. It's selfish, yes, but (super duper simplified) psychology says that people can only care for others once they have taken care of themselves. If you are reading this then my assumption is that you have food and shelter, … Continue reading Finding Love
What do you do when lock yourself out of your apartment? Most likely, you have to call a locksmith because you've lived somewhere for few years and still don't know your neighbors. Imagine how much money you could save on lockouts and cups of sugar if you just knew one or two people in your … Continue reading Meet the Neighbors
As a grownup you will eventually have to call a customer service line. Most likely you dread this day but with the right attitude and the following tips you'll be able to quickly achieve gold star caller status. 1. Multitask You are going to be on hold for two to 97 minutes, don't waste that … Continue reading Get What You Want from Customer Service
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