Foot in Mouth Disease 

 Maybe you offered condolences before someone even learns of a loved one's passing or maybe you offered sympathy for a job offer not extended without knowing where the job actually stood.  We've all done it, blurted out something to (or in front of) someone that you had no business saying. I can't tell you how … Continue reading Foot in Mouth Disease 

The Art of the Insult 

An insult is an amazing tool. It can bnne used to show both affection and disdain, or both at the same time.  A properly timed burn can earn you a lotnncomedic legacy but one of wrong move gets you labeled as a dunce and loses you friends.  Don't be that guy. The best insults are … Continue reading The Art of the Insult 

Surviving the Carcinogenic Apocalyse

Today the world was brought to it's knees by the World Health Organization's report on processed meats. Just as we're figuring it how to work the blessed manna into our gut busting post-workout snacky-poo a reputable source goes and fucks everything up. That isn't the only cancer inducing nightmare that has popped up this week either. … Continue reading Surviving the Carcinogenic Apocalyse