On Thankgiving

Where I am sitting it is still Thanksgiving.

People are done eating now and kitchens are clean. People have settled into lines at the malls and shooting guns in the streets and I am sitting on my couch with a beast cuddled at my side being thankful.

Tonight in keeping with my normal tone I would like to share a list of things I am thankful for…

  1. Dishwashers – I don’t have one, but if I did I’d love it so hard.
  2. The internet – because it has gems like this, and this, and this.
  3. The people who send me the gems listed above, you are the swellest.
  4. Family – today I explained what a fluffer does to my younger sister, this is what family is for.
  5. Google Maps – I got to eat Thanksgiving dinner instead of grocery store sushi and a gin and ginger or two because of this gloriousness.
  6. The assholes who read this blog on a regular basis.

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