You may be asking yourself, why would I not address unsolicited dick pics? Well, gentle readers, that’s a boring topic. Seriously, if you are sending randos (or even not so randos, really) pictures of your penis and the receiver has not asked for them, then you need to rethink your entire relationship with said penis.

Ok, moving on.

There may come a day when your phone dings (or whatever) and your super excited to be getting a text. You open your phone and it this shit.

 
You didn’t ask for it and you don’t want it. You need to stop it. Don’t fret, step by step directions are listed below.

1. Tell the sender no – Be firm. Don’t give the sender wiggle room. Tell them no.  

   

2. Send a reaction pic – It could be your face crying tears or an emoji that emulates whatever emotion you are feeling. Don’t let this go until there is an apology.* 

   

    
3.  Shame the sender – Post the pic to Facebook, tag the sender. Submit the pic to one of those ex-lover revenge porn sites. Tell the sender’s mother. 

   

If you don’t put an immediate end to the pic they’ll just escalate. You end up looking at some bitch teasing a puss. 

And that’s just totally unnecessary.

  

*Dick pics are a no go response, unless explicitly requested.