I nearly died in an elevator today. I didn’t react well, the other lady did a better job and dealing. I want to share with you how to handle a near death experience so you don’t react like me and just stand there.

1. Grab boob – The boobs can be yours, they can be someone else’s boob. You have two hands maybe grab on of yours and another that belongs to someone within arms reach. Tits. Jugs. Funbags. Whatever you call them grab a handful and hold on. You’re probably going to make it out alive.

I hope it never happens but if it does you are now prepared.