Today, we shall discuss ornithology, the zoological study of birds. A tit is a small bird from the family Paridae. Tits are common in North America, Europe, Asia and a large portion of Africa. Their name common is derived from their diminutive size. And I've lost you... You want to read about breasts and … Continue reading On Tits
Month: March 2016
Ending It
It took me almost an entire year but I think I've finally been saddled with enough bollocks to call it quits. I would have thought that this decision would have been more dramatic and, if the movies were even remotely close to true, I would need infinitely more ice cream (I went with wine, chocolate, … Continue reading Ending It
Removing Nice from Your Vocabulary
I will never claim to be the best at speaking (or writing) eloquently but inhale a linguistic pet peeve I Would very much like to discuss with you. There is an overused four letter word that is driving me fucking bananas. The word is nice. If I were to ask you what nice meant you'd … Continue reading Removing Nice from Your Vocabulary
Tolerance in the Workplace: A Guide to Coping with Coworkers
Most working people have jobs that force them to interact with the same handful of people for about 40 hours a week. Unless you are one of the very few lucky, possibly delusional people, that enjoys their coworkers you spend at least 36 of your weekly working hours hating the people you are collaborating with. … Continue reading Tolerance in the Workplace: A Guide to Coping with Coworkers
Distress Calls in a Technology Driven Era
I'm sure I'm not the only one who has dropped a pin (a location on a map on your smartphone, sent to someone via text for those who are not smartphone users) while out and about prompting the recipient of that pin to call to check in on you. With rapidly updating mobile technology it's … Continue reading Distress Calls in a Technology Driven Era
Reducing the Risk of Repeat Wardrobe Malfunction
As a professional I am supposed to dress a certain way. As a lazy professional, that means I pretty much never wear pants. If celebrities are any indication of the problems that dresses pose when it comes to covering the fun stuff, you can guess that I suffer the occasional bits mishap. I'm not alone … Continue reading Reducing the Risk of Repeat Wardrobe Malfunction
Knowing When to End a Relationship
I will tell you upfront that I have never been in a serious relationship which is why you should trust me and everything I say. I can only see the whole picture where as you, a part of the relationship I am advising can only see a piece of it, or you're just plain blind … Continue reading Knowing When to End a Relationship
A Guide to Proper Condom Disposal
I'm happy to see that so many people in my neighborhood practice safe sex and that nearly all of these practitioners are so very well endowed (you never know when you might be feeling lonely and need the company of a man who can tear through an extra large condom!). Because I'm not peeping in … Continue reading A Guide to Proper Condom Disposal
Responding to Unsolicited Dick Pics
This morning one of my friends reported that she had received a dick pic from a guy who she had been talking to. This happened after she had met his serious girlfriend at a party. Despite it being fairly universally agreed upon that unsolicited dick pics are a no-no, the occasional man gets bold and … Continue reading Responding to Unsolicited Dick Pics
Coping with Exhaustion
If you go to my little about me section you may glean that I am one of those people who needs 38.6 hours in my day to accomplish all of my shit. I am not alone. So many people live by their Google calendar synced to their outlook calendar, cross referenced with their day timer, … Continue reading Coping with Exhaustion
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