Drunk Self Actualization 

We have been having an interesting few weeks, me and drunk me. And that itself has worrisome implications. Drunk me is dumb and loud and she has less control of herself (see dumb and loud).  But I'm not here to talk about what I do when I'm uninhibitied, I'm here to talk about you when … Continue reading Drunk Self Actualization 

When to Smile

Smiling makes people happy. The physical act of smiling makes the smiler happy (science!) and smiles, like yawns, are contagious.  But sometimes your face just doesn't smile. This is occasionally called resting bitch face (which amuses me because it perfectly sums up what my sister looks like throwing shade and infuriates me because there has to … Continue reading When to Smile

An Apology

I must offer my sincerest apologies for my most recent post. It was uninspired and ranting and I have no excuse* for my lackluster showing.  I can do better, I will do better.  Please forgive me.  * A few potential excuses if you will indulge me. I was writing while watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit, … Continue reading An Apology

Stomaching the Embarrassment of Autocorrect

I witnessed a middle aged man turn red, then purple, while snorting with laughter, either out of embarrassment or sheer, immature joy. His phone bore a calendar reminder for the weekend. It had changed his weekend plans from a cornhole tournament, to a come hole tournament (I feel like the rules of the latter are … Continue reading Stomaching the Embarrassment of Autocorrect

Sharing your Opinion 

On my desk sits a drawing gifted to me by a client.     This picture has turned into quite the conversation starter. And while he seems fairly innocuous to the average person, Fernando has sparked outrage. I have been subjected to passive aggressive pastors and unamused art people. And I'm mildly baffled, these people are … Continue reading Sharing your Opinion