An Apology

I must offer my sincerest apologies for my most recent post. It was uninspired and ranting and I have no excuse* for my lackluster showing. 

I can do better, I will do better. 

Please forgive me. 

* A few potential excuses if you will indulge me.

  1. I was writing while watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit, my humor pales in comapison.
  2. I was writing at a painful angle which induced parking rage.
  3. I’ve lost my touch because I’ve been setting up some pretty sick pranks.
  4. I had to pee and refused to get up until I had finished writing.
  5. I only wrote it because I didn’t want to study for my anatomy and physiology test.

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