I must offer my sincerest apologies for my most recent post. It was uninspired and ranting and I have no excuse* for my lackluster showing.
I can do better, I will do better.
Please forgive me.
* A few potential excuses if you will indulge me.
- I was writing while watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit, my humor pales in comapison.
- I was writing at a painful angle which induced parking rage.
- I’ve lost my touch because I’ve been setting up some pretty sick pranks.
- I had to pee and refused to get up until I had finished writing.
- I only wrote it because I didn’t want to study for my anatomy and physiology test.