I am known for my upturned nose at the foods of the people. I will not apologize for this. Store bought cookies are crap, Hershey's chocolate tastes like morning breath, canned and frozen vegetables have their place and it's not in my kitchen. Cheeses are supposed to be small batched and hummus has a very … Continue reading Food Snobbery on a Budget
Month: April 2016
Proper Dream Interpretation
I was asleep in my pillow nest, spinning a vibrant dream when my alarm went off. The dream was a filled with strange juxtapositions, two men, one past, one present, two predators, one stiffening me with fear, they other pitiosuly dead, mountains and ocean, heat and snow. I woke up exhausted and a bit teary, … Continue reading Proper Dream Interpretation
Faking Fitness
I live in a very fit city. There are bike lanes and running paths and races every weekend. The park under my windows is home to adult football and kickball leagues. I utilize the paths nearly daily and am constantly being passed by people who aren't even breathing heavy on their 18th mile. I cannot … Continue reading Faking Fitness
Pranking the Prankster
Recently, a coworker went out of town for a week. This isn't a particularly special occurrence considering how much vacation one can accumulate working at a place that offers vacation time as their one and only benefit. It sometimes happens that people go on vacation for a week and no one realizes that they haven't … Continue reading Pranking the Prankster
When to Ignore the Ring
Yes, collections calls are the answer, but I'm not in the mood to discuss that today (Sallie, if you want me to talk to you leave me a message). No, today we are going to talk about when it is okay to ignore a potential suitors wedding ring... The short answer is never but you … Continue reading When to Ignore the Ring
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