When the Velcro Comes Undone: A Quick Reference for the Former Owner of a Stolen Wallet

I recently took a promotion at my professional bank job so maybe it's time I put my industry expertise to work for you people. For those of you who have never had your wallet stolen or dropped it in a parking lot of an outlet mall, take your practical, yet fashion forward, wallet chains and … Continue reading When the Velcro Comes Undone: A Quick Reference for the Former Owner of a Stolen Wallet

Hanging on to Youth: A Guide to Anti-Aging

Today, I had a shock. One month shy of my twenty-ninth birthday I discovered my first white hair. I suppose its not a surprise, my mother's head was more white than not at my age, my siblings both older and younger have patches and streaks on their heads. Alas, a mane of white is not … Continue reading Hanging on to Youth: A Guide to Anti-Aging

Keeping the Happy in Happy Hour: A Guide to Inviting the Right People 

It's Wednesday and on Wednesday you go out for a midweek bitch-fest with the few people you can stand from the office.  Huzzah!  But what if you slip up, you let the cat out of the bag, fun will be had without the office others, and they know it? Fear not. You are truly a … Continue reading Keeping the Happy in Happy Hour: A Guide to Inviting the Right People 

Tamping Excess Vaginal Cash Flow

If you have, or want to have, or want to use someone else's vagina you know they can be very expensive. And while most of us are scraping our pennies to buy the basic $11 box of generic tampons* and running to Victoria Secret with coupons in had for ill fitting, sexy, free panties, there are … Continue reading Tamping Excess Vaginal Cash Flow