This is the eve of Christmas and the shelves at the grocery store are as bare and Target is a mad house filled people who have driven halfway across the country to stay with family they don't even really like that much. You did better this year, with lists and schedules and tick marks to … Continue reading O Holy…Shit: A Guide to Forgetting Stuff at Christmas
Month: December 2016
The Stumblebum’s Guide to Injury
I'm no prize fighter, that shouldn't surprise you at this point, but if we met on the street today you may not know this based on the general smattering of injuries I'm currently carrying around. Between the half severed thumb, the palm-sized thigh bruise, the spot on my neck (it could be a hickey or … Continue reading The Stumblebum’s Guide to Injury
Christmas Wishes: A Comprehensive Guide to Gifts for Giving
The story of Christmas starts in a manger about 2000-ish years ago. The story continues that three dudes showed up with some gifts for a child who was born at that manger and then eventually those dudes gifts got all mixed up with bags of money left by a Turkish dude so a father could … Continue reading Christmas Wishes: A Comprehensive Guide to Gifts for Giving
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