The man on the radio said that the heat index was 105 and creeping up. My electric bill is quadruple December bill. I haven't seen a snake in six weeks. It's summer. And with the joys of beach vacations and lazy days by the pool come some traumatic side effects. Don't let lime burns and … Continue reading Beating the Heat: A Post that’s Not about Cops or Handjobs (or is it?)
Month: July 2017
How to Marry a Doctor
Being a successful adult is tough, you have to work hard, know the right people, and go to work frequently. Maybe you thought you could do it and now, at 25, are discovering that you're not even cut out to do anything beyond answering someone more important's phone. Don't worry, you're not just a millennial … Continue reading How to Marry a Doctor
SPF and You: A Guide to the Summer Perfect Skin
A few weeks ago I took a mini-vacation to the mountains, I told everyone I was visiting a friend, but was called out upon my return for visiting a nudist colony (I've never been good at keeping secrets). As you scour my social media for photographic evidence, of which you will find none (maybe), you … Continue reading SPF and You: A Guide to the Summer Perfect Skin
Preventative Medicine: A Guide to Non-traditional Birth Contol
I went to Target for dog food on Sunday (and left with everything but dog food, but that's par for the course) and in every aisle a different pregnant lady in a different striped t-shirt aimlessly adding to the piles of nonsense in her cart. Every aisle, a new lady heavy with child wearing a … Continue reading Preventative Medicine: A Guide to Non-traditional Birth Contol
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