Today, I am thirty years old. For my birthday I paid a man to touch my butt*. If I wasn't single I wouldn't have had to pay for it, butt touches would be free and expected If you aren't thirty yet, and single keep reading, avoid the pitfalls that have led to this tragic point … Continue reading Thirty and Single: a Cautionary Tale
Month: October 2017
Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement
The other day a friend (?) walked into my office and introduced me to his partner. He said, "This is Megan, she's... a very interesting person." In that moment I achieved my life goal, and I'm not even 30. Suck it! But seriously, I'm super-duper enthused about making my own dreams come true. It may … Continue reading Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement
A Practical Guide to Job Satisfaction
They say you should "work to live, not live to work" and "do something that you love, you'll never work a day in your life", and then they call their guy at The Trust Company and poof the rent is paid, and on time to boot! Unless you have a place quaint enough place to … Continue reading A Practical Guide to Job Satisfaction
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