Thirty and Single: a Cautionary Tale

Today, I am thirty years old. For my birthday I paid a man to touch my butt*. If I wasn't single I wouldn't have had to pay for it, butt touches would be free and expected If you aren't thirty yet, and single keep reading, avoid the pitfalls that have led to this tragic point … Continue reading Thirty and Single: a Cautionary Tale

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Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement

The other day a friend (?) walked into my office and introduced me to his partner. He said, "This is Megan, she's... a very interesting person." In that moment I achieved my life goal, and I'm not even 30. Suck it! But seriously, I'm super-duper enthused about making my own dreams come true. It may … Continue reading Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement