I’m a 30something white lady so coffee is part of my identity. I like other white lady things like parks and complaining about Peloton. I don’t own a house because I went to college, twice.

I’m in a constant struggle to be funny again but haven’t had consistent human interaction in more than a year. (Sorry Jay)

I have a deep, very obvious crush on that one dude at the gym. I had COVID before it was cool. My massage therapist sells weed and he wears a support belt while he does massages.