Those who can’t do, teach.
I am a bank manager, specially for the online banking. The answer is almost always that you’ve typed your password wrong.
I live in the Colonial Capital of the Americas (I think, I took Virginia history in the 4th grade so you can lay off, ok).
I have a BA in English, the credits for a Creative Writing concentration but not the political wherewithal to have it added to my diploma, and a minor in British Communication and Media, and yes, I punctuate outside of quotation marks. I have 94% of a BS in Biology, which I have no intention of completing, and I once strong-armed an academic adviser into allowing me to enroll in the nursing program at the local community college.
Despite my plethora of education I have very foggy life goals. I have simplified them into one idea: I want to be interesting.