Thirty and Single: a Cautionary Tale

Today, I am thirty years old. For my birthday I paid a man to touch my butt*. If I wasn't single I wouldn't have had to pay for it, butt touches would be free and expected If you aren't thirty yet, and single keep reading, avoid the pitfalls that have led to this tragic point … Continue reading Thirty and Single: a Cautionary Tale

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Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement

The other day a friend (?) walked into my office and introduced me to his partner. He said, "This is Megan, she's... a very interesting person." In that moment I achieved my life goal, and I'm not even 30. Suck it! But seriously, I'm super-duper enthused about making my own dreams come true. It may … Continue reading Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement

Counting Sheep and Other Things to Think About When You Can’t Sleep

I woke up at 4:16 AM and have not been able to get back to sleep. This is typically not my style, I'm more of a set three alarms and sleep though them kind of girl. You're in luck though, my insomnia is your benefit. Please find a list of ideas to work though if … Continue reading Counting Sheep and Other Things to Think About When You Can’t Sleep

Beating the Heat: A Post that’s Not about Cops or Handjobs (or is it?)

The man on the radio said that the heat index was 105 and creeping up. My electric bill is quadruple December bill. I haven't seen a snake in six weeks. It's summer.  And with the joys of beach vacations and lazy days by the pool come some traumatic side effects. Don't let lime burns and … Continue reading Beating the Heat: A Post that’s Not about Cops or Handjobs (or is it?)