On Fatherhood

As it always does, the holidays has led to much rejoicing and the announcement of impending offspring. Its amazing that birth control failure is so rampant at Thanksgiving (I'm not a scientist so that'll have to be a study conducted by someone with a PhD or an MD). But it is, and lucky me, a … Continue reading On Fatherhood

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Family Friendly Holiday Conversation Starters for Every Uncle is a Drunk Uncle

Politics have always been a touchy subject when large groups gather, your family at Christmas is no different. You are either trying to mediate your aunts Marge and Martha as dredge up shit from high school to use as ammo as to why the one or the other is super fucking wrong for not donating … Continue reading Family Friendly Holiday Conversation Starters for Every Uncle is a Drunk Uncle

Banging on the Ceiling and Other Ways to get Involved in Your Neighbors’ Sex Lives

My neighbors, the ones who shared my bedroom wall and the ones who lived below me, moved out. The new neighbors fight less (many thanks new neighbors!) but feel the need to be more involved in my sex life than any neighbors I have ever had. And it's not like either the downstairs neighbor not … Continue reading Banging on the Ceiling and Other Ways to get Involved in Your Neighbors’ Sex Lives

Cross contamination: a Guide to Allergic Dating

I may or may have mentioned in passing here that I'm one of those peopled blessed with allergies. Food allergies, though not my most fun allergies, do create a bit of excitement when out with a new suitor.¬† And boy, when that suitor is also an allergic, there just aren't words! At this point you're … Continue reading Cross contamination: a Guide to Allergic Dating