Banging on the Ceiling and Other Ways to get Involved in Your Neighbors’ Sex Lives

My neighbors, the ones who shared my bedroom wall and the ones who lived below me, moved out. The new neighbors fight less (many thanks new neighbors!) but feel the need to be more involved in my sex life than any neighbors I have ever had. And it's not like either the downstairs neighbor not … Continue reading Banging on the Ceiling and Other Ways to get Involved in Your Neighbors’ Sex Lives

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A Guide to Finding the Right Moment to Tell Your New Black Friend You Voted for Obama

I'm no stranger to helping you through difficult conversations, remember when I helped you with this conversation? And this conversation seems a bit timely with the politics and such. But it's a conversation that you may need to have, you know, to prove to any black people that you're definitively not racist. The line is … Continue reading A Guide to Finding the Right Moment to Tell Your New Black Friend You Voted for Obama

Cross contamination: a Guide to Allergic Dating

I may or may have mentioned in passing here that I'm one of those peopled blessed with allergies. Food allergies, though not my most fun allergies, do create a bit of excitement when out with a new suitor.  And boy, when that suitor is also an allergic, there just aren't words! At this point you're … Continue reading Cross contamination: a Guide to Allergic Dating

Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement

The other day a friend (?) walked into my office and introduced me to his partner. He said, "This is Megan, she's... a very interesting person." In that moment I achieved my life goal, and I'm not even 30. Suck it! But seriously, I'm super-duper enthused about making my own dreams come true. It may … Continue reading Goooooaaal: How to Appropriately Gloat about Achievement

Counting Sheep and Other Things to Think About When You Can’t Sleep

I woke up at 4:16 AM and have not been able to get back to sleep. This is typically not my style, I'm more of a set three alarms and sleep though them kind of girl. You're in luck though, my insomnia is your benefit. Please find a list of ideas to work though if … Continue reading Counting Sheep and Other Things to Think About When You Can’t Sleep