Banging on the Ceiling and Other Ways to get Involved in Your Neighbors’ Sex Lives

My neighbors, the ones who shared my bedroom wall and the ones who lived below me, moved out. The new neighbors fight less (many thanks new neighbors!) but feel the need to be more involved in my sex life than any neighbors I have ever had. And it's not like either the downstairs neighbor not … Continue reading Banging on the Ceiling and Other Ways to get Involved in Your Neighbors’ Sex Lives

A Guide to Proper Condom Disposal 

I'm happy to see that so many people in my neighborhood practice safe sex and that nearly all of these practitioners are so very well endowed (you never know when you might be feeling lonely and need the company of a man who can tear through an extra large condom!). Because I'm not peeping in … Continue reading A Guide to Proper Condom Disposal