Most days I would describe myself as fairly successful. I reached the glass ceiling in my industry at 28*, but I'm out there presenting unplanned presentations trying to not get cut in the process. My struggle is not singular. I'm one of many who have been successful, to a point, and are baffled at what … Continue reading Accepting Failure
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How to Marry a Doctor
Being a successful adult is tough, you have to work hard, know the right people, and go to work frequently. Maybe you thought you could do it and now, at 25, are discovering that you're not even cut out to do anything beyond answering someone more important's phone. Don't worry, you're not just a millennial … Continue reading How to Marry a Doctor
Filing a Proper Complaint
I've written about customer service before, but I've never guided you through making a proper customer service complaint. I want to do that for you today. Not because every mildly annoying situation calls for a formal complaint, but one day some sales associate at your favorite outlet mall will tell you she's going to the … Continue reading Filing a Proper Complaint
Pulling Off Uppity Poor
At some point you will discover that you are poor. I hear it's a symptom of adulthood, I also hear it gets better, but when you've straddled the poverty line for a decade it stops being a symptom and just is. Some people are good at being poor, they stay healthy on shit food and … Continue reading Pulling Off Uppity Poor
Filling the Swear Jar
Recently, my mother discovered that I write this here blog when I told her I was suffering from 15 minutes of fame when one of my posts started trending on a website that I cringe at being associated with. She was more or less supportive of my ramblings but scolded me for not using my … Continue reading Filling the Swear Jar
Sharing is Caring
I have emphasized sharing a lot lately, and maybe subconsciously its a reaction to the daily struggle of having a dog, everything I eat, he eats. But it could also be that people aren't good at sharing. It's a super life skill that you should have learned before you were six years old, today I … Continue reading Sharing is Caring
Succeeding at Success
Everyone wants to be successful at whatever it is they do, work, school, drugs, whatever. There are a billion ways to succeed and twice as many books about it. I want to simplify success for you. Let me be your guide. Success is about competition. You only have to beat the next person to be … Continue reading Succeeding at Success
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