Once upon a time, I was using my Red Card to get that little 5% discount on condoms (mother if you are reading this, they were for a friend, I also told this friend that they are a sinner and should repent!) and cheap wine. I carried my next month's birth control in the little … Continue reading Boobs and Sex and Stuff: A Guide to Handling Your Shit like a Grown Up Lady
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On Tits
Today, we shall discuss ornithology, the zoological study of birds. A tit is a small bird from the family Paridae. Tits are common in North America, Europe, Asia and a large portion of Africa. Their name common is derived from their diminutive size. And I've lost you... You want to read about breasts and … Continue reading On Tits
Surviving a Near Death Experience
I nearly died in an elevator today. I didn't react well, the other lady did a better job and dealing. I want to share with you how to handle a near death experience so you don't react like me and just stand there. Grab boob - The boobs can be yours, they can be someone … Continue reading Surviving a Near Death Experience
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