On Civic Duty

Tonight, I am sitting on the floor of my hoarder house of horrors, in a sea of tennis balls and shoes, neglecting the disarray despite a conversation that opened up the possibility of getting laid tonight. (Mom, "getting laid" is the new slang term for impromptu bible study.) I'm doing this not because I refuse … Continue reading On Civic Duty

Come again?: Click Bait and the Female Orgasm

So I was on the Twitter wasting time before I waste more time (because I'm on a semi-staycation motherfuckers!) and I saw a tweet that said something about "things I know for giving her the big O". I clicked the link, just like you did just now. And 7367 ads and 42 next buttons later I … Continue reading Come again?: Click Bait and the Female Orgasm