Surviving COVID-19: A Guide Living in Your Home

The US has finally started to take this little global pandemic seriously. Basketball has been canceled, some dude in Tennessee thought he’d make a buck is sitting on more hand sanitizer and Sami-wipes than all of the hospitals East of the Mississippi River, schools are closed, and you can only torturous one-ply toilet paper. You’re … Continue reading Surviving COVID-19: A Guide Living in Your Home

Knowing When to End a Relationship

I will tell you upfront that I have never been in a serious relationship which is why you should trust me and everything I say. I can only see the whole picture where as you, a part of the relationship I am advising can only see a piece of it, or you're just plain blind … Continue reading Knowing When to End a Relationship

A Guide to Owning a Car and a Vagina

Something close to 50% of the world's population is female. That is something like 3.5 billion people who possess vaginas (fleshlights and silicone vagina molds are not included in this approximate statistic) and nearly half of the vaginally endowed population are licensed drivers. While these numbers are getting increasingly less scientific I'm going to be so … Continue reading A Guide to Owning a Car and a Vagina