One of the greatest pleasures of adulthood is having the autonomy to spend your money as you see fit. This past years’s isolation led many people, including myself, to examine where the line of their wants and needs converges, and then buy the shit out of everything they could possibly want. Peloton had a banner … Continue reading The Healing Power of Touch
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A Practical Guide to Job Satisfaction
They say you should "work to live, not live to work" and "do something that you love, you'll never work a day in your life", and then they call their guy at The Trust Company and poof the rent is paid, and on time to boot! Unless you have a place quaint enough place to … Continue reading A Practical Guide to Job Satisfaction
Fat Shaming: A Weight Loss Plan
This past weekend I had a stranger yell at me that I am "too fat to get fucked" while his friends egged him on and his child watched. This encounter left me to confront two issues. First, what have I been doing with naked men all this time? (We'll tackle that another day, I have … Continue reading Fat Shaming: A Weight Loss Plan
The Dangers of Popping Pills
So, there are these little things that everyone takes and I've written about previously. These little things are meant to make us better, some in the short term and others more long term. Some of these little things are more fun than others. These little things come in so many colors and shapes. Yay, Pills. But … Continue reading The Dangers of Popping Pills
The Butt of the Benefits
I write a lot about aging it seems. I am surrounded by the aging and the aged and while no one is disillusioned about turning the clock back everyone has something they will pay out the nose to maintain. For me it's wrinkle prevention at $40 a jar. For some women it's tying their boobs … Continue reading The Butt of the Benefits
The Struggles of an Addict
If you have ever had your health history taken you know that the poor nurse has to force you to confess your drinking habits and your dalliances with the nose candy. No one is shocked that you drink, smoke, and are cannabis connoisseur. Your healthcare provider is looking to see if your little vices have … Continue reading The Struggles of an Addict
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