Just to keep tabs: home alone for 8 days now, 3 days working from home, 17 hours since my last fever disappeared, 5 potatoes roasted, 2 cups of coffee (since I’ve been confined, not today, I’m not a barista). Now that you know that I have reached the end of my rope, I thought I’d … Continue reading Good Touch, Bad Touch because You Need Another Post about COVID-19
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It’s Not That Cold in Here and Other Fun Things to Say to Women of a Certain Age
The population of the United States is aging and women typically outlast men. Especially, with all these old dudes thinking they're Lance Armstrong and spend 14 hours a day riding on their bikes doing nerve damage to their already fickle junk; non-functioning business will not kill you, but an unsatisfied lady-friend might. I digress. Speaking … Continue reading It’s Not That Cold in Here and Other Fun Things to Say to Women of a Certain Age
Protecting Yourself from the Zombies
It will happen. You'll be at work, minding your own business and you'll hear a crash. Something has entered through the exterior door and is struggling against the interior door. It's gruesome, bleeding, crazed, disheveled, and coming for you. So what do you do? Lock the door. It's your best bet to keep this monster … Continue reading Protecting Yourself from the Zombies
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