Valentine’s Prep

'Tis the season of Tinder dates turning into frenzied romantic affairs.  People are making reservations and praying to gods they don't believe in that they get to keep those reservations. The radio is trying to force me to buy some lady an engagement ring and some flowers with cruddy free chocolates.  At a concert this … Continue reading Valentine’s Prep


One of the things that I can't stand to listen to people blather on about is how their child hit a developmental benchmark early, these parents think their child is so damn smart and will only be disappointed by the poor child as it grows more and more mediocre as it ages. Parents comparing their … Continue reading Benchmarking