Wearable fitness trackers are old news at this point. And while I still faithfully clip my FitBit into the left cup of my bra every morning it no longer has any affect on my behaviors. I am no more or less fit because of my little electronic pedometer, and you are delusional if you think … Continue reading Getting Fit: A Guide to Exercising with Technology
Beating the Heat
I haven't had pants on in a few years but today when I past the sign at the bank and it read 102 degrees (Fahrenheit, because you know, otherwise people would be boiling) I understood why I had the urge to take my shirt off as well but propriety and shit, so I suffered on. … Continue reading Beating the Heat
Ending It
It took me almost an entire year but I think I've finally been saddled with enough bollocks to call it quits. I would have thought that this decision would have been more dramatic and, if the movies were even remotely close to true, I would need infinitely more ice cream (I went with wine, chocolate, … Continue reading Ending It
Benchmarking
One of the things that I can't stand to listen to people blather on about is how their child hit a developmental benchmark early, these parents think their child is so damn smart and will only be disappointed by the poor child as it grows more and more mediocre as it ages. Parents comparing their … Continue reading Benchmarking
How to Have a Baby and a Facebook Profile at the Same Time
I have to start this post by stating that I am not a person who owns children, of my own or purchased from someone else. I do have a Facebook profile. This post is written strictly from my observations of people who have it all as they say. I am aware that the challenges of … Continue reading How to Have a Baby and a Facebook Profile at the Same Time
The Miracle of Life: A Guide to Sharing Your Birth Story
I see that you've recently birthed an offspring whose gender you are not disclosing to anyone outside the family to avoid putting any pressure on the wee bairn. Good on you. As a childless, single woman who is wasting her fertile years, I understand that we can no longer see each other socially because there … Continue reading The Miracle of Life: A Guide to Sharing Your Birth Story
Daily Affirmation
You need to be told that you are nice and good and smart and wonderful everyday. A better life coach would tell you that you need to do this for yourself. Chant a personal mantra, breathe deeply while meditating on the positive things in your life, that kind of bullshit. But I'm not that kind … Continue reading Daily Affirmation
Happy Birthday because Facebook Told Me To Remember You
If you are one of the billion or so daily so Facebook users you are all too familiar with the morning notification that includes who of your friends is celebrating the anniversary of being squeezed out of a vagina. And if you are like half of those billion daily users you write a heartfelt message to … Continue reading Happy Birthday because Facebook Told Me To Remember You
God’s Plan
Yesterday, because I keep on top of current events, there was a congressional meeting thing with the head of the Fed, Janet Yellen. The discussion was about the potential raising of the interest rates (blah blah blah). One very intriguing thing did come of the entire governmenty thing, Representative Brad Sherman waxed poetic about when … Continue reading God’s Plan
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