Getting Fit: A Guide to Exercising with Technology 

Wearable fitness trackers are old news at this point. And while I still faithfully clip my FitBit into the left cup of my bra every morning it no longer has any affect on my behaviors. I am no more or less fit because of my little electronic pedometer, and you are delusional if you think … Continue reading Getting Fit: A Guide to Exercising with Technology 

Beating the Heat

I haven't had pants on in a few years but today when I past the sign at the bank and it read 102 degrees (Fahrenheit, because you know, otherwise people would be boiling) I understood why I had the urge to take my shirt off as well but propriety and shit, so I suffered on. … Continue reading Beating the Heat

How to Have a Baby and a Facebook Profile at the Same Time

I have to start this post by stating that I am not a person who owns children, of my own or purchased from someone else. I do have a Facebook profile. This post is written strictly from my observations of people who have it all as they say. I am aware that the challenges of … Continue reading How to Have a Baby and a Facebook Profile at the Same Time

The Miracle of Life: A Guide to Sharing Your Birth Story

I see that you've recently birthed an offspring whose gender you are not disclosing to anyone outside the family to avoid putting any pressure on the wee bairn. Good on you. As a childless, single woman who is wasting her fertile years, I understand that we can no longer see each other socially because there … Continue reading The Miracle of Life: A Guide to Sharing Your Birth Story

Happy Birthday because Facebook Told Me To Remember You

If you are one of the billion or so daily so Facebook users you are all too familiar with the morning notification that includes who of your friends is celebrating the anniversary of being squeezed out of a vagina. And if you are like half of those billion daily users you write a heartfelt message to … Continue reading Happy Birthday because Facebook Told Me To Remember You