The man on the radio said that the heat index was 105 and creeping up. My electric bill is quadruple December bill. I haven't seen a snake in six weeks. It's summer. And with the joys of beach vacations and lazy days by the pool come some traumatic side effects. Don't let lime burns and … Continue reading Beating the Heat: A Post that’s Not about Cops or Handjobs (or is it?)
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Office Stress Reduction and You
This week has been one for the books, and today is motherfucking Tuesday. I feel like this whole crippling ten hour work day, half spent with salad jizz on my shirt, is not a unique experience. And since I've lost my edge, according to some man who tells me I love him, I feel like … Continue reading Office Stress Reduction and You
Reducing the Risk of Repeat Wardrobe Malfunction
As a professional I am supposed to dress a certain way. As a lazy professional, that means I pretty much never wear pants. If celebrities are any indication of the problems that dresses pose when it comes to covering the fun stuff, you can guess that I suffer the occasional bits mishap. I'm not alone … Continue reading Reducing the Risk of Repeat Wardrobe Malfunction
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