In real life, I’m a stone cold emotionally constipated bitch. This is a fact that I’ve known for a long time and sadly I haven’t the wherewithal nor the disposable income to fix this (thanks Sallie Mae). We’re in unprecedented times, which I think, given what I’ve seen in the traditional and social medias, is … Continue reading Things It’s Okay to Cry About In Isolation
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How to Cater a Women’s Luncheon
I'm lucky enough to work in an industry where women know their place and are thankful for all the opportunities afforded to them by the handsy dudes on the top floor. I am fortunate enough to work for a company who respects and supports women in the work place. You guys, we have one lady … Continue reading How to Cater a Women’s Luncheon
I Can’t Eat That: A Guide to Dieting
To all who have suffered* through the last month with me: I am sorry. For those of you who didn't, know that cutting out sugar, dairy, grains, starches, and legumes makes everyone around you miserable. I am not alone when it comes to dieting. Millions of you are out there lamenting all the foods you … Continue reading I Can’t Eat That: A Guide to Dieting
On Thankgiving
Where I am sitting it is still Thanksgiving. People are done eating now and kitchens are clean. People have settled into lines at the malls and shooting guns in the streets and I am sitting on my couch with a beast cuddled at my side being thankful. Tonight in keeping with my normal tone I … Continue reading On Thankgiving
Pulling Off Uppity Poor
At some point you will discover that you are poor. I hear it's a symptom of adulthood, I also hear it gets better, but when you've straddled the poverty line for a decade it stops being a symptom and just is. Some people are good at being poor, they stay healthy on shit food and … Continue reading Pulling Off Uppity Poor
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