Am I Queer? and Other Questions Answered by Joining a New Gym

There is a man in my life who I fairly regularly upset by suggesting that I frequently fantasize about him in the throws of a homosexual romp. His harrumph is adorable. And I always “win” the conversation by telling him it’s not that I think he’s gay, but he should try dick sometime because I … Continue reading Am I Queer? and Other Questions Answered by Joining a New Gym

Investing in Yourself: Making the Most of the Gym 

You set your New Year Resolution to get fit, you signed a 17 year contact with a gym that has everything you could ever want.  We're talking multiple pools, massages preformed by man-handed women, and dudes who have arms as thick as you waist and toothpick legs.  It's February, you're well on your way to … Continue reading Investing in Yourself: Making the Most of the Gym 

The Celebrity Nextdoor: A Guide to Getting Close without Stalking 

When I was a kid my parents played softball at the horseshow grounds with a bunch folks from our little town. This seems like a dumb story, but the point of it it that one of the softball players was none other than famed actor Robert Duvall (you know, Boo Radley) and that's pretty cool. … Continue reading The Celebrity Nextdoor: A Guide to Getting Close without Stalking