We've (and I am guilty of this) gotten so that we rely heavily on right swipes to find love, and/or sex. Swiping is sterile, conversations are edited to make us seem more appealing than we truly are, and while most people get lucky occasionally, maybe we should go back to being ourselves and meeting people … Continue reading An End to Swiping
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Paying For It
Look, I know that you are far too classy to straight up pay for sex, even if it is only $8. I know that you are one smooth mother-lover and can get it on you own. Your Black Card and standing reservation at Morton's Steakhouse are good at picking up where your personality falls short. Or … Continue reading Paying For It
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