One of the greatest pleasures of adulthood is having the autonomy to spend your money as you see fit. This past years’s isolation led many people, including myself, to examine where the line of their wants and needs converges, and then buy the shit out of everything they could possibly want. Peloton had a banner … Continue reading The Healing Power of Touch
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Turning a Side Thing into a Real Thing
One day, in the dappled sunlight of a winter's afternoon, your lover twisted in your sheets, it hits you: you could own this. You could make this person more than just a roll in the hay during long lunches and late night yearnings. They could be fill the void in your life, not just play … Continue reading Turning a Side Thing into a Real Thing
The Stumblebum’s Guide to Injury
I'm no prize fighter, that shouldn't surprise you at this point, but if we met on the street today you may not know this based on the general smattering of injuries I'm currently carrying around. Between the half severed thumb, the palm-sized thigh bruise, the spot on my neck (it could be a hickey or … Continue reading The Stumblebum’s Guide to Injury
You’re Not That Kind of Girl: A Guide to Talking to Your Mom about Dating
I was named after a ginger slut in a book*, so it's a given that I'd either be a slut myself or a nun, and my mom told me I couldn't be a nun when I was 17 because I'd miss sex. The woman, my mother, was also known to discuss various sexual misconceptions with … Continue reading You’re Not That Kind of Girl: A Guide to Talking to Your Mom about Dating
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