This is the eve of Christmas and the shelves at the grocery store are as bare and Target is a mad house filled people who have driven halfway across the country to stay with family they don't even really like that much. You did better this year, with lists and schedules and tick marks to … Continue reading O Holy…Shit: A Guide to Forgetting Stuff at Christmas
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Christmas Wishes: A Comprehensive Guide to Gifts for Giving
The story of Christmas starts in a manger about 2000-ish years ago. The story continues that three dudes showed up with some gifts for a child who was born at that manger and then eventually those dudes gifts got all mixed up with bags of money left by a Turkish dude so a father could … Continue reading Christmas Wishes: A Comprehensive Guide to Gifts for Giving
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