The US has finally started to take this little global pandemic seriously. Basketball has been canceled, some dude in Tennessee thought he’d make a buck is sitting on more hand sanitizer and Sami-wipes than all of the hospitals East of the Mississippi River, schools are closed, and you can only torturous one-ply toilet paper. You’re … Continue reading Surviving COVID-19: A Guide Living in Your Home
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Counting Sheep and Other Things to Think About When You Can’t Sleep
I woke up at 4:16 AM and have not been able to get back to sleep. This is typically not my style, I'm more of a set three alarms and sleep though them kind of girl. You're in luck though, my insomnia is your benefit. Please find a list of ideas to work though if … Continue reading Counting Sheep and Other Things to Think About When You Can’t Sleep
The Work Sexlife Balance
Not that long ago, I worked seven days a week, getting up early, going to sleep early, and barely scraping by. The benefit to the endless drudgery was the occasional mid-afternoon tryst. But now I am in a position of power, which does not allow me such delights. Instead of getting some action, I'm serving … Continue reading The Work Sexlife Balance
Surviving Engagement Season
I'm sorry if you are one of the special few who has/will become engaged to be married between December 24 and February 14 this post is not for you. You should probably be spending your time on Pinterest and Facebook basking in the depth of your love and the uniqueness of your wedding plans. The … Continue reading Surviving Engagement Season
Daily Affirmation
You need to be told that you are nice and good and smart and wonderful everyday. A better life coach would tell you that you need to do this for yourself. Chant a personal mantra, breathe deeply while meditating on the positive things in your life, that kind of bullshit. But I'm not that kind … Continue reading Daily Affirmation
Proper Umbrella Etiquette
On the days that it is raining cats and dogs everyone pulls out their cute little umbrellas and flits around in their little rain boots, pretending to love the rain. Whilest flitting you should be aware of your umbrella and how it affects the people in your immediate vicinity. Below are few tips for keeping … Continue reading Proper Umbrella Etiquette
On Thankgiving
Where I am sitting it is still Thanksgiving. People are done eating now and kitchens are clean. People have settled into lines at the malls and shooting guns in the streets and I am sitting on my couch with a beast cuddled at my side being thankful. Tonight in keeping with my normal tone I … Continue reading On Thankgiving
When it Rains it Pours
So you knocked a brand new contact on the floor and can't find it, this isn't catastrophic typically, but often times it's the first drop that hits you nose right before the deluge. You'll lose your glasses. Slam your hand in a drawer or burn it on the stove. You're tire will flatten. You'll leave … Continue reading When it Rains it Pours
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