On Fatherhood

As it always does, the holidays has led to much rejoicing and the announcement of impending offspring. Its amazing that birth control failure is so rampant at Thanksgiving (I'm not a scientist so that'll have to be a study conducted by someone with a PhD or an MD). But it is, and lucky me, a … Continue reading On Fatherhood

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Thirty and Single: a Cautionary Tale

Today, I am thirty years old. For my birthday I paid a man to touch my butt*. If I wasn't single I wouldn't have had to pay for it, butt touches would be free and expected If you aren't thirty yet, and single keep reading, avoid the pitfalls that have led to this tragic point … Continue reading Thirty and Single: a Cautionary Tale

You’re Not That Kind of Girl: A Guide to Talking to Your Mom about Dating

I was named after a ginger slut in a book*, so it's a given that I'd either be a slut myself or a nun, and my mom told me I couldn't be a nun when I was 17 because I'd miss sex. The woman, my mother, was also known to discuss various sexual misconceptions with … Continue reading You’re Not That Kind of Girl: A Guide to Talking to Your Mom about Dating