Happy New Year and Such

Today is the first day of the year 2019 in the common era. Every human in existence is wiped clean of the bull shit that they did, or didn't do, in the past year or years. We must all take a moment and reflect on the things we have failed to do in order to … Continue reading Happy New Year and Such

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Stomaching the Embarrassment of Autocorrect

I witnessed a middle aged man turn red, then purple, while snorting with laughter, either out of embarrassment or sheer, immature joy. His phone bore a calendar reminder for the weekend. It had changed his weekend plans from a cornhole tournament, to a come hole tournament (I feel like the rules of the latter are … Continue reading Stomaching the Embarrassment of Autocorrect