Last night I won the award for "Online Dating at its Best"! I didn't even know I was nominated but I won. It's like the Emmy's but in Pringle crumb covered sweatpants (just kidding, you guys, I don't own sweatpants). I know not everyone can be a winner but I want to help those of … Continue reading Online Dating at its Best
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Heavy Texting: A Guide to Sexting
I know you've tried, at some point, to whisper filthy nothings into the ears of a lover. I know that at least once those filthy nothings have fallen flat, possibly because you were banging a dud, but most likely it's because you don't know how to talk to people in general. Plus you got nervous … Continue reading Heavy Texting: A Guide to Sexting
Acquiring an Invitation to the Party in My Pants
To be clear 99% of the time I'm not wearing pants but easy access doesn't necessarily mean easy access. I'm not writing this because I'm frigid or a prude, or some floozy slutwhore. I've been inspired by both my own experience as a single lady and by the tales of my competition... I mean, umm, … Continue reading Acquiring an Invitation to the Party in My Pants
Valentine’s Prep
'Tis the season of Tinder dates turning into frenzied romantic affairs. People are making reservations and praying to gods they don't believe in that they get to keep those reservations. The radio is trying to force me to buy some lady an engagement ring and some flowers with cruddy free chocolates. At a concert this … Continue reading Valentine’s Prep
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