Online Dating at its Best

Last night I won the award for "Online Dating at its Best"! I didn't even know I was nominated but I won. It's like the Emmy's but in Pringle crumb covered sweatpants (just kidding, you guys, I don't own sweatpants). I know not everyone can be a winner but I want to help those of … Continue reading Online Dating at its Best

Heavy Texting: A Guide to Sexting

I know you've tried, at some point, to whisper filthy nothings into the ears of a lover. I know that at least once those filthy nothings have fallen flat, possibly because you were banging a dud, but most likely it's because you don't know how to talk to people in general. Plus you got nervous … Continue reading Heavy Texting: A Guide to Sexting

Acquiring an Invitation to the Party in My Pants

To be clear 99% of the time I'm not wearing pants but easy access doesn't necessarily mean easy access.  I'm not writing this because I'm frigid or a prude, or some floozy slutwhore. I've been inspired by both my own experience as a single lady and by the tales of my competition... I mean, umm, … Continue reading Acquiring an Invitation to the Party in My Pants