On Condoms

Dating can be rough, you have to worry about married men*, date rape (do they call it that these days? I'm getting old and am not keeping up with the terminology), and murder, successful or otherwise.  There are also general freaks and weirdos to watch out for. Once you meet a nice person who buys … Continue reading On Condoms

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Preventative Medicine: A Guide to Non-traditional Birth Contol

I went to Target for dog food on Sunday (and left with everything but dog food, but that's par for the course) and in every aisle a different pregnant lady in a different striped t-shirt aimlessly adding to the piles of nonsense in her cart.  Every aisle, a new lady heavy with child wearing a … Continue reading Preventative Medicine: A Guide to Non-traditional Birth Contol

Safety First: A Guide to Sex with Guns

Vagina: Latin, meaning sheath or scabbard, because well, you stick shit in it*.┬áThere are entire industries comprised solely for the creating of things to shove into vaginas. We are talking billions of dollars spent annually on various insertive instruments. With all of these items considered alongside of all the penises, fingers, toes, and noses that … Continue reading Safety First: A Guide to Sex with Guns