On Civic Duty

Tonight, I am sitting on the floor of my hoarder house of horrors, in a sea of tennis balls and shoes, neglecting the disarray despite a conversation that opened up the possibility of getting laid tonight. (Mom, "getting laid" is the new slang term for impromptu bible study.) I'm doing this not because I refuse … Continue reading On Civic Duty

The Bystander Effect: A Guide to Effective Ignoring

At some point you will be somewhere at the wrong time and you will witness someone in need of aid, if you don't, especially with as vague as I've made this scenario, you need to 1. get out more and 2. look around more.  When this happens you need to be like everyone else, don't … Continue reading The Bystander Effect: A Guide to Effective Ignoring