The End is Nigh: Preparing for Regression

My grandparents are conservative, like shop at Wal-Mart and not consume any products of China conservative (and yet they don't understand the irony of that behavior), and my father flies the battle flag of dead country. They probably voted, and while our states's electoral votes went more progressive, they're ecstatic to get the present, black … Continue reading The End is Nigh: Preparing for Regression

Getting Out of a Ticket

If you drive you will, at some point, find yourself sitting on the side of the road with blue lights flashing at you. If you are me you will have to illegally back your vehicle the wrong direction down an expressway at the request of an officer who popped out from behind a toll booth … Continue reading Getting Out of a Ticket