This past weekend I had a stranger yell at me that I am "too fat to get fucked" while his friends egged him on and his child watched. This encounter left me to confront two issues. First, what have I been doing with naked men all this time? (We'll tackle that another day, I have … Continue reading Fat Shaming: A Weight Loss Plan
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I Can’t Eat That: A Guide to Dieting
To all who have suffered* through the last month with me: I am sorry. For those of you who didn't, know that cutting out sugar, dairy, grains, starches, and legumes makes everyone around you miserable. I am not alone when it comes to dieting. Millions of you are out there lamenting all the foods you … Continue reading I Can’t Eat That: A Guide to Dieting
New Year Resolution: Your Guide to Success
Happy New Year! Now onto New year, New you talk! This year, skip the bullshit. You aren't going to lose any weight, you aren't going to exercise more frequently, and you aren't going to be a generally better person, I know this because you haven't done it any other year. This year take the whole New … Continue reading New Year Resolution: Your Guide to Success
The Butt of the Benefits
I write a lot about aging it seems. I am surrounded by the aging and the aged and while no one is disillusioned about turning the clock back everyone has something they will pay out the nose to maintain. For me it's wrinkle prevention at $40 a jar. For some women it's tying their boobs … Continue reading The Butt of the Benefits
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