To be clear 99% of the time I'm not wearing pants but easy access doesn't necessarily mean easy access. I'm not writing this because I'm frigid or a prude, or some floozy slutwhore. I've been inspired by both my own experience as a single lady and by the tales of my competition... I mean, umm, … Continue reading Acquiring an Invitation to the Party in My Pants
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Benchmarking
One of the things that I can't stand to listen to people blather on about is how their child hit a developmental benchmark early, these parents think their child is so damn smart and will only be disappointed by the poor child as it grows more and more mediocre as it ages. Parents comparing their … Continue reading Benchmarking
How to Drink Alone
It is oft frowned upon to drink alone. Hell, in some circles drinking in general is frowned upon, and you have no problem ruffling those feathers, so live a little. There are a few tricks to drinking alone, you can find them listed below. Please note, it's a hair easier to read when you aren't … Continue reading How to Drink Alone
Getting What You Want, Quickly
This weekend it was announced that Amazon has launched Prime Now, or Now Prime, or whatever, in the little city where I live. The future is now people! Amazon will get me all the crap my heart desires in like two hours, and I don't even have to get off my fanny. So yeah, instant … Continue reading Getting What You Want, Quickly
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