A Guide to Owning a Car and a Vagina

Something close to 50% of the world's population is female. That is something like 3.5 billion people who possess vaginas (fleshlights and silicone vagina molds are not included in this approximate statistic) and nearly half of the vaginally endowed population are licensed drivers.¬†While these numbers are getting increasingly less scientific I'm going to be so … Continue reading A Guide to Owning a Car and a Vagina

Professionalism: A Guide for Independent Women

If you have a drawer full of pantyhose, complain about morning traffic and have a coffee joint that knows what you want when you walk in the door, you are probably a strong, independent woman with a serious job (why the hell else are you collecting pantyhose?).  Hell, I bet you're even the kind of … Continue reading Professionalism: A Guide for Independent Women